Do you ever just want to post something that really has no relevance or value?

For example:

My socks don't match and I hate chicken salad.

I drink 17 cups of coffee a day - Do you think this is excessive?

What do you think about onions??... they make me gag!!!

Post it here! It is sort of like your fb status!

fb? fb is the father!!

EDIT,

Nevermind, I just figured out what you where talkinga bout, and it was not Fark.

I love pulled pork. that is all.

Who's your daddy?

pulled pork is GOOD!!!

In answer to your title question...

how the heck do you think I got to be #3 in total posts?

BTW, I'm still 560+ posts behind flipped, and he hasn't posted anything since March. I've got a lot of catching up to do.

Here's my random thought: I like to poke my cat's toes.

I think mice are rather nice;
Their tails are long, their faces small;
They haven't any chins at all.
Their ears are pink, their teeth are white,
They run about the house at night;
They nibble things they shouldn't touch,
and, no one seems to like them much,
but, I think mice are rather nice.

9,659 ME
8,813
8,245 YOU

BAKDAFCUP!
You better call in some blackup if you want to catch up wif me!

I need to drive all the way over to Harris Teeter to return the movie that I haven't watched so I can save a dollar.

The stupid dock on my stupid laptop has stupidly stopped working so I have to reach over my stupid detached keyboard up to my stupid laptop perched on the stupid stand on which the stupid dock and the stupid laptop are sitting so that I can post this stupid rant.

Riiiiight...it's the rant that's stupid.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/19050/saturday-n...live-nick-burns

Your stupid....er you're...stupid...

Charred monkeys were found in luggage at IAD yesterday. That is all I have to post.

I really like Bertolli Pasta meals! So quick and easy and fancier than hamburger helper!

Why did you have monkeys in your luggage??

That was really bizarre. Almost as bizarre as the fact that the dude wasn't arrested.

I had to look that one up! OK, What country do you come from where you travel with charred monkeys?? Does one eat the charred monkeys??

CHANTILLY, Va.—U.S. Customs officials at Dulles International Airport discovered the charred carcasses of three monkeys in the luggage of a traveler arriving from Central Africa. The monkeys have been confiscated are being examined by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Customs spokesman Steve Sapp said a trained dog alerted authorities to the man's bag on Friday. The luggage also contained deer meat and dried beef, which has been destroyed.

Sapp said it's not unusual for foreign visitors to bring exotic foods to the U.S., but he says the discoveries were "a first." After the confiscations, the man was allowed to enter the U.S.

The monkey carcasses were inadmissible under U.S. law. Monkeys can transfer infectious diseases to people.

When I lived in Cameroon I saw chimpanzees being sold as bushmeat. It made me very sad.

I ate puffin in Iceland.

But did you see it whole and dead hanging on a stick by the side of the road before you ate it?

I had to eat elephant trunk in a sticky situation in which I couldn't refuse to share a meal with my host family's honored guests. But I only saw it on the table being served, and not being processed, which made it (only slightly) easier.

That is horrible! I wrote a paper about Bush meat in college. It makes me sick!

The only gross food story I have to add and thankfully was not close to your stories was back in College (in Colorado) when the Baseball team took my roomate (who was their manager) up to Wyoming to celebrate their win for a night of beer and Rockie Mountain Oysters. She was fine until she returned to our dorm room and we told her what she ate..... and thats the rest of the story

look through my early posts on this board, hell even still, most of them are very random.

my random thought is:

big white teeth

That makes me think of my sister's BKTs (big Korean teeth) - name penned by Stephen. She was not happy. At all.

Did it taste like chicken?

I really like the fish crackers but unfortunately they do not like me.

In answer to your thread question: Yes!

My random thoughts: It's 1:20am & I need to return to bed as soon as my DH stops snoring...

Anyone else get startled awake at 10pm-ish last night? I thought for sure those jets were going to take the roof off. I rarely hear/acknowledge those planes anymore. My first thought was, "where are my pets?" Fortunately, I quickly fell back to sleep & the roof is still here. (Note: this is not a rant - just a random thought).

I really want to be pregnant.

ETA and I really do not want to eat anything termed "bushmeat".

I hate having a fivehead instead of a forehead.

No...like a really really tough pork chop.

I really wish the room would stop spinning.

I feel like taking a LONG run in the rain.

It's a little early to be hitting the bottle, right?

I really wish all of the sick people would not come into work when I know they have PTO.

I do that everyday -- just ask around.

A firetruck got stuck in a hole in Vienna, yesterday.

I always oversleep and am perpetually late. When will the world run on my schedule?

I am losing my hair. Maybe I should be taking a vitamin?

My hair is falling out too - my doctor told me to increase my protein intake and take Biotin. With the weight that I have lost so far I fear I will end up thin, flat chested and bald. SEXY!

This place is depressing and I have lost all motivation.

Maeve, you don't oversleep, you just don't sleep normal hours! Who could fault you for wanting to get at least a couple of hours of sleep before hitting the pavement again!

I love wearing all my fluffy slipper socks but they shed & I've been leaving remnants of strings at every dog house (whenever I find strings I throw them out but I'm sure I'm missing some). People are going to wonder if their doggies are chewing up fluffy slipper socks.

I've had five blackberries and ten passwords for those blackberries in the past two days.

My head hurts.

put the phones down and walk away.

CHRISTMAS SHOES!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Hmm...I wonder what it means when there's no badge overlay for me? If I were the paranoid type, I'd think layoff. Instead, I will just chalk it up to the hassles of being part of an acquired company.

Sometimes I think I my Mom is totally out of her mind!

OMG I am so sleepy. I wonder if the two glasses of wine I had with lunch has anything to do with it.

This is the shit I have to work with on peoples comptuers!!

Hahahahaha! Unreal. The juggling monkey is the punch line.